Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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