allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
accomplished twins. life is a go
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She swung at the pinata with crutches
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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