I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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