i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I have aggressive nipples.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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