Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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