I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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