girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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this will be a night to untag.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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