Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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