pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
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i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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