have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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