Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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