just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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