butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Fuck appropriateness.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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