Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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