My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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