Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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