That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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