If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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