my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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