Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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