Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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