Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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