If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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