who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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