From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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