If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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