Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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