I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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