We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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