my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i dont even know how to be here
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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