did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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