she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
im on a boat
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