I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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