I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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