Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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