why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
