Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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