i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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