explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
