ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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