i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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