woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Who died my cat blue again?
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