chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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