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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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