So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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