She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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