Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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