Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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