Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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