Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
