Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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