Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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