this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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