Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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