spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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