She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I have post one night stand depression
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