Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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