fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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