he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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