if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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