Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it was like his penis was on wheels.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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